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Husband Wife Jokes
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Wife is
always asking money from husband. Husband is fed up of this habit. One
day he say : You are always asking for money . You should sometimes ask
for some knowledge also.
Wife : I can ask only for what you have
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Wife : Marriage is "once in a lifetime moment". Describe it in your own words.
Husband : Accident
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Wife : You should know 'behind every successful man there is a woman'.
Husband : Now I understand that is why most of the men are unsuccessful
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husband was returning home after
doing creamation of his wife. on the way there was lightening and loud
thundering. husband said ' I think she has reached there.'
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husband : If I had known you are such a fool, I would have never married you.
wife : I also realised it only after marrying you
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wife :our neighbour mr raj loves his wife so much why not you?
husband : I also love her very much but she is not giving any response.
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